Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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