i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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