She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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