She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He shit in the fireplace
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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