So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i think i just lost a toe
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
