what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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