Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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