i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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