I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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