Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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