Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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