i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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