There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she smelled like a LAN party
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
