i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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