But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Randomize
