Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
