i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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