Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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