Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
