i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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