ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you didnt know i had herpes?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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