this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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