Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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