this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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