ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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