I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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