An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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