There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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