i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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