What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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