North Korea, Best Korea!
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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