Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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