i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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