i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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