Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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