To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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