dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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