Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
