We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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