North Korea, Best Korea!
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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