Her vagina should come with caution tape.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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