So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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