Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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