she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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