____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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