'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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