i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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