What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Randomize
