Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He uses pillows to masturbate.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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