i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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