Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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