i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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